Stakhanov – Wall-Mounted Bottle Opener (Soviet Steel-ish)

Open your beers with the strength of the proletariat.

Stakhanov is not your average bottle opener — it’s a tribute to hard work turned into functional irony. Inspired by the iconic hammer and sickle, this laser-cut metal opener reclaims Soviet symbolism to serve the noblest cause of our times: effortless and stylish beer opening.

Mounted on a star, bolted to the wall like a revolutionary slogan, Stakhanov gets the job done with unapologetic flair. Ideal for your kitchen, bar, garage, or any Party cell that loves a good drink.

Features

• Raw steel design, laser-cut with precision
• Sturdy wall-mount (screws included, comrade)
• Compatible with all capped bottles
• Handmade — definitely not mass-produced
• Named after Aleksei Stakhanov, hero of labor — repurposed for festive laziness

Dimensions

• Height: 11 cm
• Width: 7 cm
• Thickness: 4 mm

Weight

Heavy with history, light on your wall

Note: This product opens bottles, not minds.

Price: € 19

Available now. Work less, open more.